If I were a boy, I'd name my penis Reptar.
even my worst enemy doesn't deserve a bush like that
im doing shots everytime lil jon says it in the song shots....blackout town here i come
He came all over my face... then said "YOU HAVE BEEN ROBBED!"
What's this douchebags name?
Rob...
Just tried to fight the dj at cowboys because he would'nt play freebird. Pick me up now.
Hands down, the girl passed out in the bathroom was the best looking. Concious or not.
I don't have a choice really. It's either lose 15 lbs by Halloween, or I'm going as a giant banana.
I don't care how old I am, if it's your 21st birthday I'm going to make out with you.
is it cool if i crash at ur house this weekend again bro
yea dude but i wld bring a sleeping bag or something just in case. or u may just have to shack up with a woman or 2 cuz we hav 10 girls visiting/staying over at my house.
how did u manage to make sleeping with a bunch of girls sound like an inconvenience?
I blew him and did charles barkley impressions at the same time. what a pro
sea world and a strip club? BEST DAY EVER!
After you threw up you would repeatedly say "napkin" like a siren until somebody got you a fucking napkin.
Hey, don't think you remember me but we met last night. I'm conducting a survey this morning its only one question: Have you seen Rob since 1am?
Can't find my wig, my underwear, or my dignity. Halloween 2016
I teamed up with my vagina. I compromised his morals and then she corrupted him for good. It’s been a very successful and slutty partnership
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