Did you see 7 ppl got hurt at Talladaga?
Did they get their mullets stuck in an engine?
oh my god im such an asshole. i just asked the guitarist of bad religion if he was a scalper.
Yeah he kicked my ass... He probably wouldnt have hit me as hard though if I wasnt lauging and yelling " I fucked your sister I fucked your sister" over and over again.
Drunken horseback riding is the absolute worst decision i've ever made in my life.
I hope, cuz I was gunna get "celebritory drunk" but now I have to get "I'm disappointed drunk"
I swear after i took it all i did was scream for four hours
I want her autograph on my taint
I know you think I'm being paranoid, but can you please make sure Danny doesn't rub my wedding invitation on his balls?
Happy heartbreak day....you got chocolates, I'm eating them/ throwing them out the window at passing couples
Annnnddddd this chick is using a hand puppet made of a sock to give her research presentation...
At least I look tastefully trashed. My nipples are hidden and I'm standing up.
I bought a mink out of the back of some guy's van on my walk home from the bar yesterday
she said that no one there was hot enough for her so she then proceeded to give the passed out person a lap dance because he was "her type."
looked it up online and zoo tickets are only 20 bucks and there's also a museum of science close to the hotel.
i'm not going to a FUCKING museum. i want to be wasted and possibly double penetrated... have you EVER been on vacation?
We’re leaving where are you
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