its not stalking. its research.
PS- did you die? If you did just text "dead" to me, so that I know.
So we tried to 69 with him on top. NEVER TRY IT. His balls were in my eyes and it was terrifying.
There's a wake for a coworker on 420 during te time of 420... Hoping everyone will be too sad to notice how high I am.
I have no idea what to do about this. He has a power over me and I think its called his tongue.
If her puking on your pool table is her sign of a good night, it's time to intervene.
Ecstasy body chair massage shower sex fest this week?
I'm never drinking with you again. I woke up in Midtown with a 7' tall Norwegian rugby player named Lexie. Never. Again.
I just found out that order of 30 Beefy 5-Layers last weekend has achieved legendary status among the Taco Bell employees. Is there a Stoner Achievement for that?
yea I went to the store high again.. I think we're having pie for dinner.
Also, if you don't fuck me soon, I will die. I don't want to die like that.
And the last thing I remember was you in the bed with the german guy screaming "wrong hole" I laughed n passed out
Everything isn’t always sunshine & rainbows. Sometimes there’s tequila.
he's trapped himself under a bed and is screaming at a robot dog to give him a blowjob
I woke up in my bed with candy and beer bottles all around me and i dont know where any of it came from. I love valentines day.
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