He just kept muttering to himself "stabby stabby stabby stabby" while we were boning. I will never be boning him again.
Bro, i just sang journey's "dont stop beleavin" at mcdonalds. and the guy was sooo impressed he gave us free food. God i love america
It was odd. His friends dick tasted the same as his. Friends are beginning to have to much in common
Right now I can't do anything that will ban me from donating plasma. That is a legit source of income for me.
Im rolling a blunt of encouragement for you to return to
You may genuinely find a use for the siphon. But the bag of human hair is less likely.
Someday. I cant very well invite myself to his dorm room. And I'm 28. The excuses to be drunk and running into him at uconn are rather slim. Although I'm working on it.
I broke my foot jumping out of YOUR window under YOUR watch. You failed me drunk guardian. You failed.
The best part of the night was you shouting "I have to take the LSAT tomorrow" between shots of fireball.
He sends me pictures of his dogs and I send him my tits, it's a win win situation
How’s the date going?? Do you think he’s gonna cut your face off and wear it to his birthday party?
Well this guy just went into a detailed lecture about how rinos are developing into unicorns.. It's gonna be a good night.
You're just upset because I have cupcakes and boobs and you don't.
You chased a rabbit then knocked on a police car and asked the cop "if he saw where that little bastard went."
Ohhhhhh, that night......I need to stop drinking, almost all of my conversations that take place Wed thru Sun after 8:30 are one blurry haze.
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