I tried to give up sex for lent. It feels weird that on easter I'm this excited to be a whore again
So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
Moved my bed either I'm a whore or every guy I have ever slept with hid condom wrappers under my bed
So I accidentally txted this girl with the same name as the one im seeing, as it turns out shes still dtf
the extent of background information i have on her is minimal, but it will get me in her pants
i just wanna lock my vagina in a safe filled with bandaids and healthy things
You were competing with my dog to see who had the stronger bark....
They're calling for 20 inches of snow but I'll have a dirtbike for emergency trips to the liquor store. Even if I crash it won't hurt.
i just remember pinky promising you guys to take care of him.
You better fuck one or both of those bitches and bring me pictures that will make me uncomfortable
I can do at least one of those things.
LISTEN TO ME! GAY. FIREFIGHTER. They are the most rare and precious kind of gay. The kind little gays dream of. It needs to happen.
All I remember from the concert was leaving in an RV full of middle aged people playing circle of death
We just got home a lil bit ago. No sorority girls showed except the ugly swimmer chick and she asked if I've ever faked an orgasm.
I still hate everything and everyone around me. Krampus taught me nothing.
Did you pee in the oven last night??
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