I love black thongs
I thought I was riding a bike, but I guess it was a vacuum cleaner
one day I'm really going to regret not using the boners I got in planes and cars
you were trying to give my penis an indian burn.
May or may not have just drunkenly opened my christmas presents. Greatly disappointed. Might break up sooner.
Ive been sitting around naked watching magic on youtube.
I don't know, I don't really wanna ask the question, "Mom why am I not circumcised?"
Chipotle...archenemy of the gay man. Cockblocking me since 1997
Also, never say you're cool with a threesome if they ask. That shit's a trap.
bark. im thoroughly looking forward to kegs and eggs. next weekend should be pancakes and pinnical, then cereal and seagrams and then whiskey and waffles.
i'll booty call him tonight after the radiohead concert, that way he can see his favorite band and his favorite vagina all in one night.
Just walked into the bathroom and looked straight ahead and made eye contact with a guy taking a shit through the crack in the stall door...
He did a line of coke off my stomach then flipped me over and smacked my ass. Then, while he was talking dirty to me, he told me he wanted to hire someone to clean my room. And that's when he lost his boner. Life is so hard.
I can't tell if you're talking about my pussy or Cape Cod.
thanks for letting me have sex in your bed, too bad you didn't get to yet
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