Earlier, I saw a homeless man that looked like Abe Lincoln, and I just saw a guy walk past wearing crocs and socks. I'm beginning to like this city less and less
I was in a gas station that sold tazers and I just saw a billboard that said "Strippers, need we say more?" God I love Georgia!
Whose surfboard did we steal and why is there a wood carving of a pelican in the fridge where the beer used to be?
do guys with small dicks even attempt to pursue romantic relationships?
Honestly, it was easier to just put it in my mouth than to deal with an awkward conversation.
How do you get mayonnaise out of... well jesus it's everywhere, let's start with carpets
MASS TEXT: who ever dared Todd to suck on the Clorox wipes last night.. good goin jackass. you can come visit him, hes in room 266, AFTER hes done getting his stomach pumped.
HE DARED ME TO DARE HIM... DONT PUT THAT ON ME.
Only you two could pull off a partner swap with honeymooners
I'm at a bar. It's body paint Wednesday. All of the waitresses are topless. Help me
Sware then you fell into me doing a Tarzan swing thing and my margherita spilled and shattered all over this guy and sice you were on the ground you tried to pull it off by twerking on the floor lmfao
I just fell off a roof. So I'm kinda chillin for a minute.
Well shove his head down there and tell him not to stop til we have a new president!
so after 3 days of looking i found the keg...looks like somebody tried burying behind the garage
Keep two things coming: nudes and puppy pictures
Why would you ask him if you could lick his chest?
He has a very lickable chest
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