first missing my period. then crying at the clinic... but why?
we had sex 3 months ago. you missed your period 2 weeks ago. but nice try.
do you remember how we all fit in that bathtub?
tequila
I just had someone call me out on a walk of shame via megaphone
I don't know what happened last night but I woke up this morning with "wolf pack" tattooed on my knuckles.
She gave me a foot massage with her tongue. I think we're both scarred for life.
Oh my God, I want him to live with his face in my vagina forever.
At some point, it turned less into sparring and more into tough guy dry humping.
I went through his pics. Will you go with me to get tested?
I can't find the remote or the Doritos. Someone call 911. S.O.S. I sent this in Braille.
I wonder how many people I can tell that he has one nut before he finds out it's me spreading it.
my grandpa paid for my boob job but he just doesn't know it.
That went from 0 to lesbian orgy much faster than expected...
Some guy just walked past the bus stop in a lab coat and with a samurai sword and case...
Who the fuck just called me and played funkytown
Trust me, I’ve got a sixth sense about dicks that tells me if a guy knows how to fuck and it’s tingling. You need to prove me right!
I’m not going to bang him just to confirm your Dickth Sense
The Dickth Sense!!! I love it! It’ll be our first porno!
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