look to my right... shes dancing like she's playing dance dance revolution and her character is a retarded, drunken moose
And this is weird.. I feel slightly less depressed after shitting myself.
I have a new drinking limit. I'll stop when I know I'm going to untag the picture that was just taken of me.
Angelique from Rock of Love is now doing phone sex commercials for central illinois....id say she's going places.
Dont even try and act like it wasn't you who made the sex tape of my dogs.
it's kind of slutty but what the hell, so are we
You left your underwear here. I'm hanging it on my door
you got me arrested i just think that goes without question you owe me a blowjob
Aaaand my life has been reduced to whether I can reach to flush my puke down the toilet using my foot. The answer is yes.
We're gonna have horrible, horrible babies.
I'm in your room because it's a safe space. Is it ok to pee in here?
If I'm going to keep blacking out this much I need to start taking more pictures.
From what I remember I had fun, until I threw up, and lost my shoes..
She doesn't even give a fuck about angle. I seriously gotta start doing like penis yoga or something.
I'm just trying to figure out the reason why humans wear socks....
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