Driving out to Plano is like driving away from your twenties
so he tried to quietly tell me my Tampon String was hanging out in front of his family but i didn't hear him so he yelled it
hey I'm just gonna fall asleep in the bathroom at the library call me when you're done with class
We did it and he fell asleep and I was bored so I decided to go back to the party...is that bad?
Oddly enough when I decided to stop whoreing myself out... I lost most of my companionship.
she had that "i just got used" look on her face when i kicked her out at 5am
doing an easter egg hunt in a liquor store right now. i feel so adult
i feel like there is just so much pressure to sex him up, its like the weight of the world is on my vagina.
Please show REO speedwagon ur boobs for me.
Nope, had to pee on the side got violated by tall grass. Then someone came around the corner and I had to stop mid pee to dive into the car.. Pants down
Every little girl dreams of the day when she picks up her fuck buddy because he's drunk at the gay bar again.
IDK I WAS CAUGHT UP IN THE TEQUILA SHOTS AND FRIENDSHIP
It was a great party. People were literally still doing shots and playing drunk Jenga at 6am...
I have already been up, showered, had a cup of coffee brought to me, added a little rum to cure the hangover, had sex and kicked him out and it's only 1pm. Successful day so far.
Hey, you should go to your facebook ASAP... i'm guessing you're wasted but you just uploaded a picture of someones dick...and everyones taking bets now if its Rick or Mikes..
Randomize
