Sarah, plain, and tall I adore you
just tell him i said nine months
TAKE DOWN THAT PHOTO OF ME IN THE NURSES COSTUME NOW.
i knew she was desperate at the point in which she started showing me her naked pics on her phone
i just had to google what happens if your dog eats your nuva ring
I appreciate the offer. Swallowing pride is much like swallowing cum, difficult and unpleasant
she got to the point every few minutes she checked to see if her boobs were still there.
My vagina senses are tingling. I know your here.
Romney sounds like a middle school girl and that creepy ass smile makes me want to close my blinds
3-9 out of 10... Depends on the situation. Taco Bell is more of an idea than a restaurant.
How stoned are you?
Well, I was asked to leave the Waffle House for "being to physical" so I think that option is off the table
We had sex on the playground and then walked around his neighborhood grading houses based on their Christmas decorations
Your penis is the destroyer of worlds.
The Game of Thrones convention was just a drunk fuckfest.
Please tell me you banged Jon Snow.
Ha. Yeah that's all I found you with this morning. Butt ass naked w my robe across your lap and your arms thrown back in handcuff position.
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