your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
sorry i'm running a bit late. had to shave my brittney...was looking more like rapunzel. clearly i've been having a drought.
It's pretty bad when the convenient store clerk can tell you that you're earlier than usual for visiting the store.
I'm sorry, but you without makeup is like christmas without presents.
just used a caramelizing gun to spark a bowl, i don't think today could get much better than this.
they ran out of ice so they are using frozen shrimp in their drinks
Dude...that line about her giving me a blowjob to get rid of her hangover actually got rid of her hangover. Spread the word.
he does have a point though, watching you drink makes me never want to drink again
I look like a zombie and smell like a stripper. Its gonna be a good day.
Got head last night. Had the 3D glasses on the whole time.
It was one of those nights where you get back from the bar and end up staying up till 3AM beating off to facebook photos of girls from college
Don't worry, I'm taking the best gay radar in the World, my sister's boobs. All guy who is not looking at them, it's fair play for us.
well at least you got laid last nighT. I woke up on a pile of laundry
Just because I also want a blowjob doesn't mean I don't want to just see you too.
i asked your drunk ass where the fuck you were going and you screamed “WENDY’S BITCH”.
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