I hate you, and I hope you have babies soon that you love very much. Then I will steal them and feed them to sharks, and you will be so heart broken that you never want to have any more kids and you'll just hide out in a dark room all day wondering how someone could feed another persons babies to sharks.
I think I'm maturing; i was gonna watch porn and then take a nap but i motivated myself to put my laundry in first.
Her cooch smelled like a combination of bacon and sweat.
Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
do you think I can still get an erection if I donate blood today? this is important.
How do I discreetly dispose of sex toy packaging that is recyclable? What to do...what to do?
Carson when you get home I want you to go downstairs and go into each bedroom and pick up the underwear and either throw it out or give it back to the people who own them. Look all over the room. Thank, Love Mom
Day 10 and still no sign of rescue in my pants.
Oh and Dustin informs me I'm a legend amongst the freshman, if you were wondering about my street cred
it is basically gonna be an ugly Christmas sweater rave
Tonight I celebrated marriage equality by letting a girl I don't know kiss me at the club.
He's all enlightened and liberal. My next beefcake will be much more Neanderthal.
Some guy named spider just bought me 5 shots
He drives a PT Cruiser.... that should have been my first clue.
uh why is my bathtub filled with kool aid? or is that blood?
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