she has double-d's AND she knows what level Pidgeot evolves. don't tell me she's not a keeper
Since when does sleeping with your RA not result in free meal swipes? I feel so tricked...
We did naked snow angels in 14 degree weather, you can't tell me you had more liquor at that party
Had to awkwardly dig through all my fake ID's to get my real one so I could vote.......Model citizen over here.
Well last time he got out of rehab he lasted 6 hours. So 3 days this time is quite an accomplishment.
The guy you hooked up with is asleep in the tub. I just pee'd and he said 'turn off the tap' before snoring again.
We're pretty much just dating until one of our ex's wants us back
also, made a drinking game out of my birthday photos....drink everytime alcohol is in a photo. going through all 350 of them.
I woke up today in my boxers hugging a log and realized that I think I've gotten close enough to nature. I really need to stop doing shrooms with you
Some guy Just sang about my ass on the street
It was terrible lyrics but I would have thrown my life savings into that guitar case if I had any.
Remember when I got punched in the face on NYE last year? I don't
Just when I thought I was growing up, I go out and TOTALLY REDEEM MYSELF
Then James put his arms through the window and grabbed him, like he was Robocop. A nerdy, portly Robocop.
Who is this?
I'm making a sandwich topless right now. Remind me again why I don't have a boyfriend?
What did you spend the night in her closet?
She said she was saving me for breakfast and locked me in there
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