So we tried to 69 with him on top. NEVER TRY IT. His balls were in my eyes and it was terrifying.
Is it wrong that I didn't stop masterbating when the credit card company called?
did you answer or finish?
both
he's 25, hott, and leaving for iraq tuesday, i wanna get in as much as possible...
your life is a nick sparks novel waiting to happen
Oh the joys of strong arming a man into exclusivity
Somebodaw call 311 postw fire bunso on vietena floorwnkd
I feel awful
Physically or morally
Physically. The only immoral thing I did was steal money from strippers while they gave me lapdances.
Only my second night back in town and I already have drunk middle aged women doing the robot around me in a circle.
well when I said that I would ride his face until he ran out of oxygen, that's when I knew I shouldn't be around beautiful people anymore.
HE HAS CHALLENGED MY BADNESS. I MUST CONQUER ALL THAT QUESTIONS MY POWER. BRING FORTH THE TIT PICS.
Pissing into the Grand Canyon is the single most liberating thing I've ever done in my entire life
is telling someone you can be his trophy wife the same as proposing?
He just brought a live lobster to the party.
Emily saved me from being trapped on my roof and then I beat her in a race at 5am it was a low key night
No way man ... This is real life. Complete sentences and everything.
We are bad people. This is why we are friends. <3
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