I took shrooms, thc and molly but its okay i'm surrounded by freaks
Omg. If Ina Garten Makes roast chicken one more time im going to strangle her with her white button down
where am i from again
new revelation: five guys for breakfast
new revelation: previous revelation not a good revelation
Theres an amvulance here. It might be for me
Some advice...don't play drunk rock em sock em robots. With actual people. I have bruises EVERYWHERE.
We just started the day with vitamin bombs. Daily vitamin + whatever's left in your glass from last night = feel like a champion
I just can't deal with that sentence
I'm stealing this baby.
Well I always support illegal activity but where would you put it?
Imagine getting smashed in the dick by a basketball. A basketball made of metal. With spikes. That's pretty much what his dick looked like.
How high are you?
I feel like breakfast can just fly into my mouth
His idea of role playing was him wearing the halloween mitt romney mask while I gave him head
There's a baby in the strip club. I say again: THERE'S A BABY IN THE STRIP CLUB
I'm honestly just now recovering from saint Patrick's day.
i told you i was taking the Metra Train, and you asked what type of drug that was.. so yes i believe you when you say you were fucked up
I don't know if I'm more disturbed by the fact that you hooked up with a dude with one arm, or that "hook up with a dude with one arm" was on your bucket list.
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