Just spent the rest of my time at that bar trying to keep a probs underage closet gay from touching my kitten to prove he still likes girls.
I think I speak chipmunk. Odd.
Are you high?
No. That's why it's odd
I went to the gynecologist and they said, "you're the most fun person we've ever had," and i thought, "that's exactly why i'm here!"
Just saw someone buying TWO six packs of O'Doul's. WHY ??
There isn't a single transaction on my online bank account that doesn't involve drugs or alcohol since November 12
there's chicken and sequins in our bathroom sink. part of me almost wants to know what happened
There's an Captain Planet marathon because of Earth Day. I can't NOT turn this into a drinking game.
Lowest moment of my life just occurred. I literally threw up all over myself in front of my parents.
Just realized my talking to the tv hockey voice is same as my sex voice. Life just got a whole lot weirder.
I just headbutted my cat because he was trying to eat my bacon.
Alive...but barely. Had dinner with my parents tonight which was conveniently located near where i left my car, phone, and self respect
you know who we are? We're the female white stoner version of Kenan and Kel.
Thanks, college. Tonight's decisions brought to you by margs in a nalgene.
I never thought I'd say this but there's too many dicks around here.
I just got CPR certified, don't make me need these skills so soon
Randomize