I haven't seen Daniella all day...are you sure she was safe going home with that guy?
oh don't worry! i asked him if he was a rapist. he said no
he told me it was because of the roids, but i couldn't tell if he meant ster or hem.
I think they gave out some kind of ugly girl scholarship I don't know about...
So it wasn't until I came that he pointed out the glow in the dark plastic star still stuck to my forehead. Fun times.
I'm terrified to sleep next to her. Of course the sex will be fuckng awesome.
If we break up, I want weekend visitations with your penis.
So idk if it's because I'm working out again or the coke, but I hit my target weight today. Whaaaat uuuup. Come and get me thanksgiving.
Tonight, I'll be cleaning. And by cleaning, I mean drinking booze and spraying everything with Febreze.
We ended up debating which Food Network host would do best in porn.
Pack light, we're going straight to bar from the train. No place to put our shit.
Dude all I'm bringing is my dick and a phone charger.
She's going to be the first to die of too much illness. Not even super bad stuff like cancer but like for having a cold at the same time as a sore throat and chlamydia or something. Just too much diseases.
We are all done wearing pants today
Let's just wait to see what happens before we start making radical plans and starting fires
I'm sorry, but if I hear stories of you getting fingered in the ass, and selling weed, you are not coming to my party.
The dogs decided to play a new game called "Who Can Scream the Loudest?"
I won.
Randomize