No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
this girl walked outta his room as i was walkin in to scottys and i just say " time for the walk of shame baby! whoooo!". she ran away
you kept yelling at her to "show me your genitals" until the bouncers told us to leave...at which point you showed them YOUR genitals...
please don't ever take me to a strip club again...
she pinky promised me she was 18
She's never allowed to turn 21 again
i'm going to look back at this as the time of my life when i casually dated that autistic guy
so far we have 6 big wheels and 10 boxes of wine for the tour de franzia. team drunkslut is favored to win the yellow jersey.
Steve is gonna hang his bear rug on the wall because he doesn't trust us not to have sex on it...
i think the theme of this summer is "shitting in weird locations."
my parents have to start far too many of our conversations with the sentence "this is an observation, not a judgment" than I'm proud of
The fact that it neither of us came up with the reason of "it's morally and ethically wrong" speaks volumes about this relationship
Cheese, the small of a woman's back, the universe, mountains, vampiric demons, sleep, and dreams.
It's my birthday, if I want to stay home, get stoned and watch the gameshow network, that's what I'm going to do.
Why do my weekends always degenerate into using my little brothers childrens board games for drinking games?
on the bright side i found your panties and the lid to the nutella
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