White coat. Heels.
come over anyways, right now, right this second
it can be a super quick quicky, then you can go back to studying
wow, that sounds SO fun, please stop enticing me with premature ejaculation
i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
just got booed by the entire restaurant.
You cleaned out the gashes in your leg from hopping that fence with that whipped cream vodka, didnt you?
Sooo just headbutted a stripper, meet you outside
You have to figure out where to put this turtle dude
I woke up with a piece of pizza duct taped too my hand and a paragraph written on my chest. Good night is say
I don't know what it was about last night, but every bar that i went to there was at least one girl there that i had done something with. I'm sure the girl that i went with knew because they all grabbed my penis and told me to call them.
And then you told me I had large hands and looked like a girl who would have an illegitimate child that I never talked about
I would love a rich wife. Then I would be like a gym teacher or some shit. Bigfoot hunter maybe.
Sorry I disappeared. Do you hate me?
Not at all, did you not hear me clapping outside your car on our way out?
She apologized again the next day. I said it was pee under the bridge
She literally took off her shirt and ran out of the bar. When she ran back she smashed into the glass door with her face....That's got to be the best way to celebrate your 30th.
He fucked me in his tour van, I feel like an official groupie.... Except I don't even listen to his band.
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