is she serious with that outfit? Why doesnt she just paste a for sale sign on her boobs?
Just woke up. First thing I see: Little brother eating last night's jello shots thinking they're reg jello.
i'm at the gym and so are four guys who have seen my tits. i need winter break.
i'll never see her again. i cant remember her last name. this is like cinderella except prince charming drank too much jameson and couldnt save a phone number properly
you do realize eating doritos and gatorade as a breakfast hangover cure is only acceptable for one more month - then we have to grow up
You know there's only so much I can do with a great personality.
it's official, i know exactly what cross streets we're at by the bumps when i give him road head
Babe, I need to be clear. I DO NOT WANT TO HAVE ANAL. Never. No anal. No "talking about it"
its the kind of night you break several limbs and say you were lucky
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
He woke up in a dragon costume, covered in bong water. That was a party we will regret missing.
Chris used to fill up a Camel Back for thirsty Thursday. God I really miss him, do you remember when he gets out of jail?
Your biggest crisis right now is that you can't decide whether to keep hooking up with AN NFL PLAYER or try to rekindle your relationship with your ex. You are a walking white girl problem.
I should not be this drunk in a place where a girl is wearing a princess dress
I licked your asshole in confidence.
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