I hope my future cuntsucker is that tight
Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
he just sent me a friend request on facebook. i wish it were physically possible to vomit on him through the internet.
It's not kidnapping if it's romantic
next time the cops show up in riot gear we should probably leave
and miss being on the news....no way
he had two deer mounted on his dorm room wall with panties and bras hanging from the antlers... i cant believe i contributed to bambi's headgear...
I've never seen anyone write a check for a bar tab before
he got a rim job in the basement.
apparently i was the one who gave it to him.
we knew we'd be okay when we walked up to the dealers house and he asked us to please be quiet as to not wake his nana.
you had a pretty long talk with your shrooms in attempt to make them not give you a bad trip, it failed
He recognized me by my ass from about 15 yards away. I must have a REALLY nice ass.
Possibly threw up in my purse last night. Still suspicious of of all actions
You act like tequila is some sort of sex juice
My mom just said "okay girls, the ONLY thing i ask is that you stay sober Saturday afternoon, until halfway through lunch. And you don't wear that crystal camo hat. This is a funeral, not a tailgate party"
Best wishes.
come on Dane.. ive been there. im like the female version of you, except with morals
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