i hate sounding clingy, but i just wanted to verify i wasn't an asshole in your mind
Eating a burrito bowl w/ queso sauce is about as cool as the first time you have sex w/ out a condom
I think I just sold my virginity for plane tickets
Well, both are illegal but one involves my vagina a whole lot less.
Im drinking a large pickle jar full of Emergency, water and left over pickle juice and I dont care.
I am particularly sorry about getting dome in your backseat. And for thinking you wouldn't notice.
NO YOU'RE NOT. I don't want to hear that SHIT. Jameson appreciation day part 1 is saturday and YOU WILL BE READY.
See this is what happens when we don't have sex everyday
As a plus, I've lost 5 pounds in two days, so "party all weekend" is officially a valid diet plan.
I fucked in the bathroom while everyone listened and banged my dick against a table shouting "order in the court"
We could get her a gift basket of Xanax l
It was a frighteningly large penis to say the least
We could have mediocre awkward sex or mediocre stunted/awkward/uncomfortable banter. The possilities are relatively finite
He was tripping his balls off and kept aggressively saying SIT ON MY FACE. 5 hours and countless orgasms later I've decided I must never let this man go.
Shes yelled my World of Warcraft name when we were having sex, I think marriage is next.
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