i'm pretty confident that i watched a woman making love to a german shepherd.
oh my she just said cum sticks to her dentures so when she blows if they let her she takes them out
Our kitchen sink faucet is leaking, so I set a pitcher under it to catch water for Kool-Aid tomorrow rather than turn on the faucet. The environment owes me.
Dave a horae rider a coqw boy
I think u should go home and go to bed. If u get arrested in the Ohio river u go to jail in Kentucky. Nobody wants to go to jail in KY.
..But I'm still alive. And thats the main thing
the whole story woulnd't be so depressing if i had made out with ANYONE but the piano player.
will i regret this in the morrning? probably. but every decision is good during happy hour
You asked me if you had to go downstairs to get upstairs. And then you forgot where you were.
Man I can't wait till Thursday if strippers and beer are what you consider "research"
then you dropped a clam in a draught beer like it was a drop shot and and started chugging as beer spewed all over your body.
Emojis can't explain what he felt when that ass dropped
Just got thrown out of the club for making condom water balloons. I'm not ashamed.
they are cutting me off...little do they know I am making a 75 yr old man i named Herbert buy me drinks now...no shame at 11 am...
Not gonna make it. His stripper neighbors are playing a Super Bowl drinking game that involves removing my clothes
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