I can tuck mytits in my pants
She highfived me after i yelled "I'm the clit-commander!" when i came. kevin smith fan and clearly a keeper
the kid next to me in training is drinking sangria. its 9am here in case you couldnt calculate. its going to be a good year.
All I had with a note saying that my shoes are in the ceiling and good luck.
I may be Daddy's little princess, but doesn't mean I can't be the blowjob queen.
He asked me if we could throw a lingerie party together so I guess he's single again
I miss the days of selfishly blowing a load in the condom without her knowing and acting all like "we shouldn't do this" so she would get dressed and leave.
Omg. The news was on TV while I was giving him a bj...when the weatherman said its a beautiful start to December, he groaned and said it sure is.
Bro my mom is in for two days and you can't even hold back on the drinking she said as she left i hope he doesn't always pee his pants and he is sure popular with the girls wtf
I just ate a raisin that tasted like wine. Is this real life or is this my body trying to tell me it's Friday and I should be drinking right now?
Some guy Just sang about my ass on the street
It was terrible lyrics but I would have thrown my life savings into that guitar case if I had any.
well a fat roach just fell out of my hair. so there's that
I m a li title tea p or short and sto u. T.... Here is my haaandley
C ANGT CATCH NE IM THE GIBNGER BREAS MAB
what the fuck happened to the tacos
Her tits are so fantastic they gave him a panic attack.
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