It doesn't matter if they shave you or not, you're still susceptible to the staph infection.
would it be inappropriate to describe you with the phrase "bigass titties"?
Just beat my spinning in office chair record. Almost puked. Totally worth it.
The security guard told you that the room was off limits and you just looked at him and said,"Its okay, I have a beard".
I have got to stop making out with redheads. I need to sign my life over to my dad like Britney Spears.
The paramedics were not my fault this time.
Plus he stuck it in when you were sleeping which would have been the tipping point for me but you art school kids are all liberal and shit
It was the easiest thing I've ever done. 3am she walked into my room, saw my Buffalo Bills blanket, said go bills and got naked.
I may or may not be setting up an encounter with a foot fetishist just because I'm curious.
You introduced her by saying, "This is the girl who sexes me." Then you passed out on the coffee table.
then he told me my boobs feel like "if you put mushroom soup in a baggie." I don't know how I'm supposed to feel about this.
EXCEPT MY COUSIN SAW MY SEX TAPE!
You're breaking my sexual little heart
The kid with the ed hardy shirt put a bunch of random shit in the washer and turned it on. example: a hanger, the movie Chocolate with Johnny Depp, and your mom's cat
what are you up to?
it's 8pm, i've already showered and gotten in bed. if you wanted to make plans u should have asked 3 months in advance
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