Your tits are I can't wait for
dude i totally did the walk last night came out of her room to see her dad sitting there straight lookin at me...wtf
you only like me because i go down faster than a bridge in minnesota
Thats not how I planned it, its just the way she passed out
to do: lose virginity to hamster dance
Every now and then I'll talk to a creeper for an extended amount of time. Randy, for instance, funded our entire night of horrible decisions.
You hit on the cop telling him you were celebrating the anniversary of your 21st birthday and ur boob job... That's how he got ur #
ah tequila...
i kinda regret how quickly i gave it up to him, but i just wanted the regular fucking to begin soon. ah we made good memories.
He had Jail Releases phone number programed into speed dial on his phone.
maybe if i keep dancing i won't throw up
I worked so hard to shave everything last night. EVERYTHING. He WILL be answering my phone calls. Otherwise he's passing up awesome random birthday sex.
Don't worry, I could have been accepted their by waving my dick at the admissions building.
So I had sex in a bulldozer lastnight now that's definitely a first...
Yeah. I found my shirt from last night while walking back to the bar to get my purse/phone this morning. I'm never going to even ask what actually happened. Be glad you moved 7 states away.
I have bruises all over my legs. Did I hit a car with my bike last night?
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