white trash or talent: driving, 1 hand on the wheel, 1 holding a cell phone & talking & smoking without using hands..in an old beater pickup..
Both
we had sex three times last night.. but now im just wet from him crying on my stomach about how much he misses his ex.. awesome
I had a dream last night, there was a gumball machine that was filled with Oxycontin. I would try to get some but got vitamins instead. I was so frustrated!! woke up angry.
I had some like war flashbacks of giving someone a handjob and i was trying to figure out who it was.
My dry heaving is complicating my ability to speak.
If I can't pick up a cat lady, I probably need to turn to Internet dating.
Hey.. Here's a thought for the evening. There's only two more sleeps until I fuck you so hard my back teeth will convulse.. Here's too Tuesday! Woohooooo
Before we fucked we both mutually agreed not to tweet about it.
me and him got disney princess makeovers at disneyworld. this is why gay guys make the best friends.
I have an interview tomorrow and listed you as a reference. If they call you, please don't tell them about the time I smuggled a Chalupa out of Taco Bell in my underwear.
but I truly enjoy making out with my best friend more than my boyfriend
I knew it was love when he told me he wants to see me have multiple orgasms in one night
He was simultaneously rubbing my shoulders and fucking me. I'm keeping him.
I'm not in the business of asking people about their lizard
I meant his actual lizard not his manhood
low point of the night : a cop just busted out laughing at me.
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