Of course she's mad at you. You Kanye Wested a picture of her catching snowflakes in her mouth. "imma let you finish but..." was the shaft and you put two of Kanye West's heads for the balls.
can we meet up so i can piece together the end of my night? for instance, did i jump or fall into a plant?
THEY'RE. IN. YOUR. BED. THEY RANDOMLY SHOW UP. AND GET IN YOUR BED.
He sent me a picture of myself smashed completely butt naked passed out on the couch and said "at least I'll have these memories"
He ripped off his shirt and tried to give me CPR. That damn bong.
Drank a fosters this weekend and last weekend. Listening to down under 5 times a day. Spent 100 dollars on a sleeveless men at work shirt circa 1983. We don't leave for another 5 weeks. I call it pregaming.
Her shirt said pass joints, not judgement. You're surprised she stole your wallet after?
Nothing says casual like stairwell bjs
yyyea i think im gonna go get a bowl and play skyrim. And by bowl i mean something i can throw up in, not weed
I had 2 shots but she spilt one on me. Kinda mad but kinda grateful
i accidentally gave my stepdad ketamine so id say it was a fun weekend.
Did I tell you about my dream that I got handed a $100 and my vagina dissolved it? I think it wants me to not be a whore anymore.
Did I fall last night?
I wouldn't call it falling as much as you tried to lay on the sidewalk and proceeded to hit it face first.
I woke up on the couch screaming in pain. I don't know how ended up there or why my foot was double the size. all I know is I'm now in a cast and never drinking tequila again. worst hangover ever.
I’ve got full Covid immunity, blonde hair and great tits! I’m basically unstoppable
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