My ass is singing 4 different tunes right about now... Taco Bell was a bad idea!
spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
his dick is like his red hair, amazing but useless
He fucked volume into my hair. It was amazing.
Homeboy was juggling while taking bong rips. Of course he got laid.
I just sent Brandon a snapchat where I wasn't wearing a shirt but had a rooster drawn on my boobs that said "cock block" and laughed for 10 minutes I have problems don't judge me
Your anal douche was on bathroom counter. Now it's in dumpster. Not ok. I am mad. Very mad.
The tit pic search didn't go as planned, some old guy sent me a pic of his balls and said stop texting his daughter. Better luck tomorrow
He just pulled his sweatpants down and pissed in the middle of our garden
Your poor dick will look at you and scowl for all the abuse he's going to take this week.
Good news my life of crime finally paid off
You should feel special! You're also the only person I've ever punched during sex
My friends say stay away from him but it’s still 2017 so I’m allowed to make shit decisions until midnight hahah
i've got three words. i. was. spanked.
I got drunk. Then I took a shit.
It was a good shit
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