ya ever know whats down there. always send some fingers in first to scout the situation. fingers are not used for pleasure. they're used for covert missions.
I think I can smell my own vagina right now
Well if I am having twins, at least I'll finally have 2 kids by the same father.
I have a spoon shaped bruise on my ass...
you kept telling her you'd make a great step-dad while cuddling her and rubbing her back...
I sang again at the bar lastnight I don't think alanis morrset knew when she wrote you outta know that the drunk version was going to be go fuck yourself Josh and Chelsea. I love $2 wells.
at wine tasting. Can i cleanse my Palate with a frito?
What should I say back?
Well, how do you want the conversation to go?
Straight into my pants.
and then I partied with my new dealers deaf pit bull. All around a good night I'd say...
how don't worse things happen to you?
We just catapulted a jelly bean off of his hard dick into his mouth.......Happy Easter!
You had sex with him AND his man bun. Like not just him but also the bun.
Do you not realize that being Batman fulfills about 95% of my non-sexual fantasies?
I only have sex with you to have a memory to masturbate to.
Our baby is creepy.
That's how we know it's ours. haha
It’s amazing such a big dick belongs to such a boring guy
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