I dont shave on purpose to keep myself from being slutastic!! it usually works
I woke up this morning with I hate myself feeling
he was so drunk he doesn't remember anything. I have to break up with him all over again
Whatever is fine with me, as long as I am dressed in green and end up shitfaced.
I want to apologize 3 days in advance for what's about to take place on St. Patrick's day.
No. untill you have done a puke that contains nothing but semen and tequila, you do not 'feel my pain'
I'm pretty sure the guy she brought home is a polish porn star..
Brandon just showed up at my place with a florida state cheerleader he met in vegas durin spring break. His life is a fucking movie
I haven't received a dick pic from him lately. He's not even my boyfriend and I'm concerned. I hope he's alright.
Have I showed you the picture of my vagina with a little bang flag coming out of it?
I can not believe he edited a picture of our three way and made it his profile picture
I just masturbated in the tanning bed stoned. Best decision of my life
Fucked him in his sketchy van in the Applebee's parking lot. In other news, my dry spell is over.
Let's put it this way. Mom is bringing me a new shirt and I smell like lube.
On a scale of "huh, that's interesting" to "holy porn stars, batman". How good?
Definitely closer to "holy porn stars, batman".
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