I have demons in me.
Should study in library more often, procrasturbating is less of an option.
Our kitchen sink faucet is leaking, so I set a pitcher under it to catch water for Kool-Aid tomorrow rather than turn on the faucet. The environment owes me.
There was a community pot of Ramen, and if you were in the pool you were either fully clothes or ass naked.
I'm also 95% sure I had a conversation with someone on how hard it would be to jerk off with out opposable thumbs
He deleted all his profile pics with her. It was like the bat signal for single women everywhere.
I don't remember much and some girl almost convinced me to jump off the bridge while she held my stuff...
Just banged your ex. So it really is 'him, not you' in that he's gay. Rodeo champion gay.
Hoping to get a pic of me on the tractor with an erection for you one of these days.
Dude, fate has brought her to your penis.
HOW DID I LET MYSELF GET SUCKED IN HE HAS A PENIS FOR PETE'S SAKE.
And I had on a penis ring on the whole time at dinner. And I ate veal...
Went home with a guy last night with Taco Bell sauce in my hair and on my pants
Bitch how dare you drink my dos equis
He ate me out for my sailor moon manga and I gave him a blowjob for his Devilman manga. Pretty sweet deal imo
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