I found my old addy guy via fb who clearly understands the supply and demand curve of addy during finals so he's gonna hook me up.
the fda needs to get their shit together cause these four loko going away parties are gonna kill me
I'm starting to blur the boundary between reasonable senioritis and self-destruction. Somewhat-openly hittin the flask in 11am class
this is a reminder to untag myself in the picture of me flashing the photographer in the morning.
dude, I feel like I need to get my gf's roommate a gift. something that says, sorry you walked in on me getting blown. suggestions?
You'd be amazed at how difficult it is to find pics of the helicopter dick
I am very proud of your internet skills
Wake up we need to beat the walk of shame rush hour
You have no idea how pumped I am. I literally plan on dying. You're in my will
Found a phone out last night at the bar. EPIC homemade porn vids on it!
I just set a reminder on my phone to get star spangled hammered this weekend.
I'm driving home wearing one sock, boxers, and a tee shirt. That's how good it was
They had to take me to the ER because I got a concussion in a parking garage. Not partying with lesbians for a while
And one groomsman rode a suitcase cart like a skateboard until he crashed and took out a piece of sheet rock. Later he pulled out his nuts.
What do you mean you haven’t had the fantasy of getting anally penetrated by a tentacle monster?
My psychiatrist just sent me a dick pic
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