my friend just told me "I dunno what u r doing but keep doing it cuz it makes u look fabulous"
LOL that's cool. Guess u r gonna have to keep doing me
Yeah I'm gunna date him. I figure its regular sex and maybe feelings will come in time...it worked for arranged marriages...
From the prices on this menu it looks like I have no choice. I have to blow him.
i was gonna fuck her but then she started eatin sushi from her purse. i really need to raise my standards
we were totes just talking about. huu in the bathbub. 5 girlszzz
if I was any more soft right now, my penis would be a liquid
I CRIED after phone sex. Am I gay?
Pretty sure I sang "What Makes You Beautiful" to some random guy in a parking lot last night...
He wanted to have sex in a church because he has keys to it from court-ordered community service. WHAT IS STANDARDS?
There is naked swordfighting and something green and alcoholic going on in the basement. COME. OVER. NOW.
Thats why you dont have a "jubilant gunfire celebration"
I WAS KIDDING ABOUT SLUTEMBER BUT ITS ACTUALLY HAPPENING
The last time the Patriots won the Super Bowl I lost my virginity. I can only imagine what'll happen if they win this year.
I was trying to type "I just want you naked" and it put "I just want you baked"
I kinda just want to steal him and keep him forever
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