ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
I am like the Mr. Miyagi of queefs.
They had half off shots during the fourth quarter. I was powerless.
I was just informed that you are the reason for my 2 missing front teeth.
I can't begin to describe what I look like walking through the grocery store with this outfit and chocolate syrup.
Shaun got a portable breathalyzer for christmas so now we can tell who the biggest pussy is at the end of the night.
I succsesfully kept my nipples in my dress all night. Even when I got in a fight. I was made for the bar.
P.s. remind me to tell you about the porno that Paul envisioned starring you. It's wizard of oz themed.
I deserve a fucking award for best roommate. I just cleaned his room, so he can have a 3 some
She is watching her grandpa for the day and the dude just whipped it out and started jerking off while watching the View.
Ohmygod. I don't know if I can explain how great it'll be. I hope you don't mind Subaru sex
hotboxing with the ex-bf's two most recent hookups. they just realized they're eskimo sisters with his best friend. this is what happens when I come home for Christmas.
You don't know how badly I want to just hold you as a soup spoon holds a bisque
He sent me a dick pic. I am fighting the urge to send him a "sorry for your loss" card.
Taking one of the loudest shits ever at work and I have to say...I'm having a better time than I thought I would
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