If you had to guess, would you say that as a species, midgets are more or less flammable than humans?
Less. Duh. They have less combustible mass.
yea and when she crawled to her room she yelled at a bookbag to "get the fuck out my way"
So are you the girl that gave me herpes? or was that the girl from the night before
I just witnessed two drunk midgets fighting over a graham cracker. I can die happy now.
Yea, remember to blow out the fire from flaming shots. Unless you want burnt lips. Just saying, I'm an example of ignorance and intoxication.
Woke up with a full plate of KFC next to my face. I didn't really question it.
Please take a moment of silence for the fact that I still have all 10 fingers
No one parties like Jon. He once stole a cops hat, ran like the wind, partied all night with it, and dropped it off at the station the next day with a box of donuts as an appology.
K, im gonna wait to get my dick pierced so we can do it as a family function.
If it makes you feel any better, I'm eating a block of cheese...
What if he stabs me in the back, mid-orgasm, as I sit on his face? It'd be a miraculous way to go but that's not the point
I had no idea he had such passive aggressive animalistic tendencies. This is the human equivalent of peeing on someone.
This morning when you were fucking me you said you'd go to the store and get me tampons and a 30 pack
Chugging this bottle of Jim at the airport is proving more difficult than I imagined. TSA is not amused.
that may or may not have been my penis.
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