She took her shirt off and was broader than Dwight Howard.
you win again, gameday.
While at warped tour today a girl was crowd surfing and her vagina landed in my face, I call that a successfull day.
fuck. I just remembered I agreed to let you finger me last night for solely for "scientific purposes"
He fell asleep and they duct taped him to the floor. He's pissed.
You graduated two years ago... You can't keep using spring break as an excuse.
I recommend just blowing him. It's always the way to go.
After he finished going down on me he came up from under the covers, threw his hands into the air and shouted "take that lesbians!" and finished with "and we have dicks!"
I'm convinced that the Christmas lights in my room contributed to the great sex.
I'M WORRY THAT MY VAGINA WILL NEVER KNOW THE TOUCH OF A MAN AND YOU ARE MAKING A MIXTAPE
I'm a lady. Ladies do NOT hump the floor.
I'll call you on my way home
Oh my god I'm going to die between now and then... can you at least tell me if y'all hooked up???
My dog and I just went outside to pee together.
The cop told you he couldn't let you pee. You just pulled your pants down and squared anyway and im surprised you didnt get arrested.No more drinking for you.
She ripped her shorts off and yelled "VAGINA TIME!"
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