Watching this movie and saying "drink every time you see an animal" was a bad idea...circle of life...holy crap
I just put a picture of what I imagine Rob's dick looks like on it on my vision board. thank you Oprah!
we thought you were sober enough for a movie but you took one look at emily blunt and screamed "aw this bitch?!" and passed out 30 seconds later
Kinda wish I banged him. I need the exercise.
The girl in the white might have stds. I'm strangely okay with this.
I don't even know why im sitting in this office eating a poptart.
You're probably reading this when you wake up from your "nap" in the front yard. Maybe next week you should go to class, and not start Thirsty Thursday at 9:30 in the morning.
she says she's going to shake me awake in 15min intervals if I pass out
this was your mom?
the bruises from climbing out of the window last night make sitting at my desk impossible. legit excuse to not study right?
True enough. Do you ever think that these girls grandparents ghosts are watching you masterbate to their granddaughters and look at you in Shame?
Would it be totally inappropriate to have his frat and our sorority Teebowing our exit from the abortion clinic?
You know what the worst feeling in the world is? Sitting in your 6pm AA meeting still hungover from the night before
i mean i'm drinking free wine with lesbians and listening to sinead oconnor so i'm not sure who won that breakup
Why did the sexual harassment class show a clip from frozen?
Not bad. Ran into Carlo. He shared a story about a sailor who got gonorrhea in his eye. It made me feel better about myself.
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