I just added her as a friend on Facebook. I met her 5 minutes ago and there are already more than 50 pics of me uploaded... from other nights.
i shit in a pringles can and hid it somewhere in your house....happy hunting
Can I tell him I got herpes from your bong instead of from that guy who claimed to be an olympic diver?
I'm about to pick up E from underneath a random doormat.......how is this remotely normal?
I tried to make friends with the geese living behind Hughes. They didn't really like that idea.
Are you high?
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
all my money is vodka money
I have never read a truer sentence.
I would like to dedicate my cray behavior this week to my uncontrollable hormones and wine. Both have totally Efff'ed with my life.
Saw a girl lying on her back next to a fire hydrant. Not sure if passed out drunk or sleeping under the stars
wait nvm its a dude
Blacking out is all I've done this year and we're only 3 days in. Checkmate bitch.
Is kiddo a correct name to call someone who you stuck your dick in?
The beauty of getting kicked out of college again is I can fuck my professor's brains out and she can't get fired now
you ripped my door off of the hinges, kicked it in half and then proceeded to throw it down the stairs because i wouldn't make you a cheese burger
I came home in someone else's underwear this morning
Atleast you got a souvenir
I had a dream that you were telling me how good you are at parkour and legit you were doing it just like Michael Scott...
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