Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
come outside for a special surprise it involves huge boobs
girl in the front row yawned. double jointed jaw. i know where i'll be sitting next class
i just sold a bong and some oregano to fifth graders for sixty dollars. doing something tonight?
You tried to tip the paramedic for finding you.
What can I say, we hook up during the holidays.. We're a seasonal couple
yeah except there is a correlation between drinking moonshine and going blind, which kind of concerns me
Lmao. We just snorted some mystery powder uriah found packged up in my car, that i know has been in there almost a year... Its adventure time.
We told her to calm down. She said "I'm Buddha!". Then army crawled to the cooler for more vodka.
He left his phone. Turns out he;s been sexting with some girls who can't spell. Time to break out the herpes scare.
I woke up in an apt hallway this morning and a nice lady brought me coffee cause she thought I was homeless
Is 36 too old to fuck a college student? THIS IS BOTH IMPORTANT AND TIME SENSITIVE
What shade of lipstick clearly states, I'm only attending this wedding for the drugs and groomsmen?
He has a penis. Therefore, he counts.
was having sex but got distracted... he instragramed a pic of his crotch
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