i seriously hope you fucking die....you are the worst.
SHit! Sorry, sent to wrong person
Holy jesus god. My teeth taste like street.
Just wana tell you im wearing assless jorts tonight. Ive been waiting my whole life for this.
The maintenance guy at work just asked me out for a drink. For once, I proudly said that I was 20.
Been home for 3 days and already spiked coffee with Kahlua. Only 106 till we go back to school
I left puerto rico a week ago and my vagina still smells like coconut.
And I was aware of my actions - that is not a penis I will say no to until I have a ring on my finger
Stop treating my vagina like a slapchop.
Someday, but I will be heavily drugged and there will be no dolphins.
You'd be surprised how many calories hedonism burns.
The only thing you accomplished yesterday was dry humping me on the floor of my work place WHILE I was working.
Out of curiosity, do you feel happiness for you, or sadness for ME, that you are the only one I drunk text?
Our prom king just sent me a dick pic. I know it's 10 years later but I feel like I've finally made it.
This wouldn't be the first time my boss has seen me topless
Okay she just told me to turn the volume down on the fan. What does this even mean?
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