kristin has been a bad kristin
And, I saw Emily's panties. How? She doesn't sit like a lady.
I can hear my liver begging me not to go out tonight
I'm gonna need you to NOT let me play duck duck goose with three racoons in the middle of the street next time.
I just had a brazillian performed by a hungarian named olga. Im pretty sure she was trying to rip out my soul. You owe me a million orgasms
Check out this gay circle: I've now hooked up with my ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend, and most recently my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend's ex-fling.
The amount I want to die right now is not proportionate to the level of fun I had last night. Not fair.
What should we drink tonight, I'm in the mood to be judged
Lying on this bed is like lying on love and marshmallows and joy
I told him I was very thankful for what his country has done to my vagina and walked away.
Nothing is working I'm going to die alone and on hold with a State Farm representative
So both cops helped talk her into coming back into the bar and doing a shot with me. The main argument being, "a bar is no place to be sober!"
well I got an eye infection from a stripper motorboating me but overall it was a great weekend
She told me the only rule was that I couldn't cum on her Batman blanket.
You mentioned his name and i threw up a little.
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