im insabelyl wasted and diont know if ill yexyed tou. call me
So you're telling me it's impossible to have a "slight case" of chlamydia?
If a girl is wearing Ed Hardy from head to toe, does that make her a douchebagette?
I just walked into his bathroom to see two poops floating... no toilet paper. WTF!?
I have all these new brothers and sisters I'm just now finding out about
Have you ever chased with pilaf before? Because dont.
All she does is lay in bed and watch golden girls and masturbate all day...
It's inspiring.
I'm studying for my midterm by watching porn with Spanish subtitles. Surprisingly the words are still really distracting..
u r missing out we r watching a tranny direct traffic in a gstring
dude, my ass and shoulder hurt from that kayak last night... note to self: wood planks holding kayak from ceiling do not also hold up a human being
I really hope you are not drunk feeding a raccoon.
You woke up, laughed, proceeded to throw up on me and then passed out again.
I forgot drug dealers have families, too. Cheers to a sober, uncomfortable, slightly enraging Thanksgiving.
NO FUCKING RANDOMS IN AN ALLEY
The amount of guys I've turned down for you is disgusting... You better love me.
Randomize
