you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
just scratched off #34 on my list of things to do before age 30 - drunk in a helicopter.
watching espn. realized that the exact place those sportcenter guys are is where I got laid on the beach last superbowl. my sex spot is broadcasted nationwide
She woke up 3 seperate times, each time she had a look of pure terror on her face, she had no clue where she was.
I'm so ready for finals. She finally agreed to skypesex me from spain so now i'm up until 4am studying every morning waiting for her to get online
God, i just love slightly insecure guys with hearts of gold and giant penises.
One last question would your parents let me sleep in your bathtub for the night?
idk but i can hear her singing "Call Me Maybe" really slowly and emotionally in the shower right now
I told you, I'm taking a sledgehammer to your walls. Fuck your walls.
I'm Batman.
I made it crystal clear I'm only upset because he's not anywhere fit to be a father of my unborn zygote
The man was doing everything in his power to get away from his wife, including go into the gay club.
He sends me pictures of his dogs and I send him my tits, it's a win win situation
I started keeping track of my period when I realized you had a better grasp of it than me.
I got fucked in a bat mobile this morning. Being slutty rules.
I just tried to snap you a picture of the CVS where we decided not to become parents.
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