Youre a pretentious asshole and im not sure who you think you are. Get the hell over yourself and the self righteous culture snob image because its pretty obnoxious.
So I've been drinking and I told the bf about the gf he almost fell of his chair
I hate when people uglier than me have girlfriends
she handed me her phone while she blew me and told me to text her bf that she was at the store
I'm masturbating to football. This is why I get guys and you don't
Same here... Well I was planning on having some sort of deep conversation, but looking at how grim of an outlook tomorrow has on you, I'll just re-inform you that I have your pants.
do you think a sharp knife would stab through a cheese suit?
i also took my stockings off in the bathroom and blew my nose with them in the cab ride home. james was appalled
I had sex with a Dutch boy on a rock last night. Happy graduation! x x
Yeah I went home with her... She had me take off everything but my shirt and from across the room goes, "Now dance. Just dance that dick over here"
He got too drunk... he threw up ON the closed toilet.
It's a Jersey thing
Does this cleavage amount say, “Fuck it, I’m over dating, let’s just fuck?”
FYI there's a girl here with happy daddy written on her tits
Sorry I can't pick up... thought process is fine but too stoned to form words.
Well it was okay until he pinned my arms over my head and I found the loaded pistol tucked behind the bed... THIS IS WHY WE DON'T FUCK BOYS IN MONTANA ANYMORE
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