So tell me more about the cum that came out of your nose
I'm at the point in my career when i know a sites a trap and isn't real porn
Ryan just walked out of his frat house with a case of beer, a 6 dollar bottle of vodka, and a pillow. He's good to go.
she's bipolar. she literally has TWO facebook pages. one for each personality. this. bitch. is. crazy.
3rd rule of buttsex she must be clean and shower recently
and skipped dinner
i told you the emergency thong was a good idea.
I'm gonna need you to NOT let me play duck duck goose with three racoons in the middle of the street next time.
I literally just got propositioned by a sugar daddy.
OUR DREAMS ARE BEING REALIZED. THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
You can jump from the roof to the pool. Trust me. I have done this before.
I want to be stormed in. I want to be stuck there. I want to climb a pyramid of strippers to safety
How big of a disservice to the economy would we be doing if we didn't drink every day holiday break?
The part of "Dave" will now be played by "Rob." Rob, why don't you unzip and show Dave why that is.
Sigh. I haven't seen a dick since August 22nd. And in case you forgot, it's January.
PS if you want to hear something hilarious as my little sister was showing me her engagement ring I open a Snapchat from R and it's literally a dick pic. Very different points in our life
We had sex and then ordered pizza after. This relationship is looking good so far.
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