So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
you sent me 5 happy birthday texts last night. one after the other. spelled differently.
Great, now justin bieber is gonna sing a song about chile
Its 11am everyones wasted wearing sombreros and eating fresh produce..cesar chavez would be very proud
i need to find a notary that isn't going to turn me in for blatantly lying to the us and chilean governments
Turns out my drunken logic and wordsmithing isn't quite the same as the sober version. I'm pretty sure I made fun of the managers mom at one point
the question is "speedos?" and the answer is "yes".
So I peed on what I thought was a wall while in nashville come to find out while running from the cop it was just a dark tinted window and the while bar witnessed me peeing
In case you were wondering, taking me to see beauty and the beast in theaters would totally get you an unsolicited sloppy beej in the parking lot afterwards.
You should probably take note of that and make it happen.
We've been here for ten minutes. She told me I wasn't "Irish enough", licked my tits, and then sprinkled green glitter on them.
He professed his love for me while I danced on a picnic table with a bottle of Absolut. I said thank you and walked away.
Every time I see him I get horny. I can't help it!
Just stop. You're making other wives look bad. We are all starting to hate you.
I almost had to fight a bird, and you know how scared I am of birds. It found that Percocet that I lost in the grass last week, I threw out my back when I launched myself at that little fucker.
The exact people you expect to find at a bar at 2pm are here. Come visit. We'd really like the company.
YOU BETTER TOUCH MY NIPPLES TODAY
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