dude, wtf is with her now? she has stuff up about how i am kicking her while she's down
wtf? who are you bitching about me to now?
Don't remember much from last night, but I recall slipping you the tounge. For that I apologize
i wasn't about to bring her gummy handcuffs to her father's funeral
We eventually get in a cab (after david tried to hail multiple regular cars and some sort of shuttle bus)
I just sniffled when I woke up and got a bump of coke. I have never felt so good hung over.
I mean, I'm not looking for prince charming. I'm looking for the glass slipper of dicks.
I think mounting someone proves who's house this is
I want a bunch of melted cheese. or a penis. or a penis covered in melted cheese
You were holding up a boot and yelling boot gang
Do you think kicking my coke habit is a good personal goal to put down on the evaluation form?
It's been awhile, you pregnant yet?
I think were only still together so we can make each other miserable
At least I got steroids and a baguette out of the deal
Yes ma'am. I'm attracted to unconventional people, you know that.
True. I can't judge, half of my sexual partners I only know a false first name & a number. We all have our kinks.
I love you.
Bad choice
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