I guess what I'm trying to say is you've fucked more people than the economy.
Our hot neighbor just came over and asked for a toilet plunger...not so hot anymore
turn left when you see the girl thats puking on the sidewalk. she hasnt been moving much so she makes a good street marker
Just saw 30+ dicks. Explain later.
A picture just appeared on facebook. I am puking in the toilet, you are next to me puking in the sink. I think we have our christmas card.
We lost track of him for only 10 min and he gets kicked out for sneaking into the kitchen and trying to operate the deep fryer.
Woke up Christmas Eve morning with my face smelling like ballsack.. No regrets.
just walked into the study room and found an empty bottle of vodka and a passed out freshman. Did you have anything to do with this?
He called me saying he got nice rims for his car so now we can fuck in style
So now I know what having sex while surrounded by chickens feels like.
I swear, the guy behind me wasn't paying attention until the words "middle aged fuckboy" came out of my mouth.
I wish I may, I wish I might, get some daddy dick tonight
I knocked over his glass and he yelled "Oh no the boxed wine!" and slurped it off the coffee table. Then he showed me how to mix maple syrup, Jameson, and coffee. My family is better than your family.
so my dads pretending to use the snow blower and theres absolutley no snow one the ground.... someone should really lock our liqour cabinet
Look don't ask questions just know that one thing led to another and I have a shot glass stuck in my ass. I need your help!!!
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