too bad you can't see the clap by looking at her face.
she is a standing ovation.
its like fishing. just send her some cock shots to keep her on the hook then use tequila to reel her in
At one point you starting double fisting oreos in your mouth confused about how you got out of the car
That's cause you yelled across the parking lot you wanted to eat her out
do you think she knows her nickname is brickface?
I told my mom about how you got white girl wasted and sobbed about Whitney Houston. She sends her condolences.
tell her thanks so much
Def something wrong w taking plan b with your daughters juice box
took some adderal to make my alochol withdrawl less shitty. now im just concentrating on how badly i need a drink
he attacked my vagina with the force of a thousand suns
And I just realized we will be at a strip club when the end of the world is supposed to happen. This is destiny
Someone explain why I'm twerking in my bathroom right now before a charity run
drunk brunch me or lose me forever
Yupp. He's definitely a screamer.
I didn't think you wanted your identity stolen along with your dignity. My mistake.
Pro: 2020 made it easier to hook up with strippers
Con: explaining to Kari why there’s always strippers at our house
Pro: there’s always strippers at our house
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