Improvement. She went from pretending she was the soccer ball in the world cup games and it hurt when they kicked her to passed out on the floor.
I just peed on my pajamas. Its gonna be a long night. Don't forget the cookies.
random memory from the wedding, the bartender show us how to open the windows of the hotel and pee out of them
One good thing out of all this is her ass is huge. Like Australia Big.
We turned a watering can into a margarita bong.
What! You have to go to class. Otherwise, you're wasting money that could have been spent on weed. Gotta get that shit in perspective.
Sorry I punched you in the throat. You got in my way. You understand.
The problem I'm having with looking for jobs while drunk is reading is really hard
i mostly like you because you have a nice nose and that's an important trait to pass on to my future children
It's like all the guys I keep around if I wanna have sex with all got mad at the same time. I guess I'll get out my vibrator again.
Taking body shots off hot Camren. Get here now.
Success! We fucked roommates!
slept with a 6'5 mountain man from Montana and then he played 'Girls Just Wanna Have Fun' on repeat..
Legit sprained my cooter. No joke. Icing her down as we speak.
I've decided I will have no shame for the things I don't remember doing.
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