I didn't go out last night, but I dreamed that I blacked out and the *CRAZY* thing I did was to eat 12 cupcakes off 12 diff plates and stack them up neatly. If I had a life, I'd hate it.
Apparently when you order 'bottomless fries' at red robin that doesnt mean you can go around to every table and eat all the fries you want off other peoples plates.
That weatherman I hooked up with is on TV again
Right before he passed out, he said "Stuporman, coming in for a landing"
There's a high school volleyball camp on campus this summer. I'm definitely going to jail.
i googled waterboarding like you asked. as long as you do it outside. we have carpet. but i wont be a part of it.
Its what im here for. Critiquing penis photos.
Just had a memory of you pretending to be a begging dog putting your head on my lap while I fed you. Great night to try a new drug.
I'm calling it the Friendlationship with Benefits Zone.
She just sent me a message. It's a poem, about eternal love, that she wrote, about us. Just because I took her home two nights - doesn't mean it's eternal love.
If you bet guys that you can drink them under the table they will pay for your drinks all night until they pass out. I have this down to a science that I think even my dad would appreciate.
we didn't even throw knives this time! it was just the carrot peeler
Well. Another one of my exes came out of the closet.
I knew the bike rally would be fun when I saw "male pole dancing" on the schedule
we started drinking at 4pm, somehows its 1 am im in bathing suit running from the cops.....any explanation of what happened?
Randomize
