As it turns out, strippers don't accept checks.
I need your advice and before you say it, no, it cannot be solved by a blow job
You clearly don't understand the power you wield with your mouth.
He had the smallest penis i'd ever seen. I can see why he drinks his life away.
I let a guy with dreads drive my car, then demanded he take me back cause I don't let strangers drive my car, while repeatedly apologizing for being a cock block.
you took a picture of the hospital bathroom and sent it to me
He called himself Jesus all night but I'm not sure if that's his real name or not
Remember when we were coked out at that house and we were trying to meditate in the bathroom? Who's house were we at?
I am slightly proud of the fact his mom turns on the dryer located behind the spare bedroom EVERY time we visit!
I am going to go back to drinking and listneing to Hanson now. Maybe crying. Or perhaps Full House reruns
Well I'm a full service fuck buddy so lemme know if I can get you food or water or anything
THE AUSTRALIAN IS SINGLE AS FUCK.
I threw up in a wendys bag in her car. when i went to throw it out the window it exploded all over me. No I don't think there will be a second date.
Am I required to send a Christmas card to my fuck buddy?
Sex to movie scores is my best choice of the year. You've had an orgasm but have you had an orgasm with an entire orchestra.
she bought my drinks all night, made me breakfast in the morning, and let me use her expensive hair products before i left. best one night stand ever.
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